I write plays! And I'm trying to just throw them out there so I can keep the juices flowin'. So here's a bunch.

please note: some of these will suck. In fact, most of them will. You gotta shit shit in order to shit gold.

May 3, 2017

Spotlight on a woman wearing a tutu fairy-style wedding dress. She's slumped into a loveseat centerstage. Her makeup is smeared, tears streaking her face, a half empty bottle of champagne in her hand. She's having a day. There's a bluetooth speaker next to her playing...

May 3, 2017

A woman lies in bed in her underwear, a man comes in wearing boxers, drying his hair. They've just had sex. They're hanging out. 

SHE: I'm writing everyday. It's just not happening.

HE: Well why don't you go to a class or something? See if that opens things up.

SHE: Yeah,...

May 2, 2017

Hi, hello, yes, um...can I be a playwright, please?

TAKE A NUMBER.

But...oh, but I..I just wrote a couple of plays. They were actually really good. One got into finals. So, now that that's happened...I figured I could just, ya know, BE a playwr-

TAKE. A NUMBER.

Right, a nu...

April 29, 2017

Simon, the conductor sits ahead.

SIMON: this is a Bronx bound B train, please stand clear of the closing doors.

(A woman rushes on to a subway train, having clearly been running. She's on her way to work - Amy. When Simon sees her in his rear view he does a double take....

April 28, 2017

A security guard stands in a room of an art museum looking bored. A man walks on stage holding a tool box. Scattered about the stage are paintings and sculptures. He looks forlorn, forced to be here, upset. He looks around, and chooses a painting - “The Ballet Rehearsa...

April 27, 2017

Susan: YOU DID WHAT?!

Leonard: I chopped at your car with this ax. (holds out an ax with shredded metal hanging off of it)

Susan: LEONARD - I BOUGHT THAT CAR LAST WEEK!

Leonard: It was depreciating anyway. Why don’t you sit down? You seem a bit agitated.

Susan: OF COURSE I...

April 26, 2017

Cathleen: The whirring. The constant whirring. It never stops. Sometimes when I look to my right I see the drill, sometimes when I look my left, I see the rubber gloved hand. And then… he comes in.

Dr. Patrick: You’re having stress nightmares about the dentist again?

Cat...

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