5/8/17 didn't know what to write so i put modern bill and ted in the zombie apocalypse

A: THERE'S TOO MANY!

B: WHAT?!

A: THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM! WHAT DO I DO!

B: Throw bacon, bro.

A chucks a load of bacon at a giant horde of zombies out the window. They pull back just long enough for him to get the window shut

B: Nice.

A: Dude.

B: Bro.

A: That was...stellar! *they high five*

B: Yes, dude. I highly admired your ability to zone in on your chill factor, and not let something as menial as the undead mess with your brain, man. You got this.

A: Yeah, dude. Thanks for being present with your mantra.

B: You got this. You're the dude.

A: I got this, I'm the dude.

A+B: Yoooo.....

B: *writing on the wall* Day 38. Broseph totally made a run for the bodega and got back alive. I'm so proud of my bro. Sloppy joes for dinner. #blessed.

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