

4/29/17 Expect Delays
Simon, the conductor sits ahead. SIMON: this is a Bronx bound B train, please stand clear of the closing doors. (A woman rushes on to a subway train, having clearly been running. She's on her way to work - Amy. When Simon sees her in his rear view he does a double take. To him she is stunning. She taps on the window that separates them) AMY: does this train go to 7th Ave? I know it was skipping it this morning. SIMON: uh..yeah. Yes, they've cleared that shit out - uh sorry, t


4/28/17 The Ballet Rehearsal
A security guard stands in a room of an art museum looking bored. A man walks on stage holding a tool box. Scattered about the stage are paintings and sculptures. He looks forlorn, forced to be here, upset. He looks around, and chooses a painting - “The Ballet Rehearsal” by Degas. He goes up to it and looks at it deeply for a beat. MAN: You know what’s funny? Security guard does not answer, assuming the Man is just talking to himself. MAN: These girls are dressed in their per


4/27/17 Foxy Fireman
Susan: YOU DID WHAT?! Leonard: I chopped at your car with this ax. (holds out an ax with shredded metal hanging off of it) Susan: LEONARD - I BOUGHT THAT CAR LAST WEEK! Leonard: It was depreciating anyway. Why don’t you sit down? You seem a bit agitated. Susan: OF COURSE I’M AGITATED, LEONARD. YOU FUCKED UP MY CAR. Leonard: Yes, yes, let’s focus on the negative, shall we? No, you see, Susan? This is your problem. You choose to see the darker side in life. I am making an effor

4/26/17: What is my life?
Cathleen: The whirring. The constant whirring. It never stops. Sometimes when I look to my right I see the drill, sometimes when I look my left, I see the rubber gloved hand. And then… he comes in. Dr. Patrick: You’re having stress nightmares about the dentist again? Cathleen: The other night he smacked me with a plank of wood! And then he asked if I had a hard on… why would I have the hard on? Dr. Patrick: Perhaps because you felt he was being too..hard on you? Cathleen: Thi