April - 2017

I write plays! And I'm trying to just throw them out there so I can keep the juices flowin'. So here's a bunch.

please note: some of these will suck. In fact, most of them will. You gotta shit shit in order to shit gold.

4/29/17 Expect Delays

Simon, the conductor sits ahead. SIMON: this is a Bronx bound B train, please stand clear of the closing doors. (A woman rushes on to a...

A security guard stands in a room of an art museum looking bored. A man walks on stage holding a tool box. Scattered about the stage are...

Susan: YOU DID WHAT?! Leonard: I chopped at your car with this ax. (holds out an ax with shredded metal hanging off of it) Susan: LEONARD...

Cathleen: The whirring. The constant whirring. It never stops. Sometimes when I look to my right I see the drill, sometimes when I look...